When I say Guns N' Roses, what's the first thing you think of? Cheese, right? Wrong. I have literally never once associated Guns N' Roses with cheese, yet here we are. According to Delish, grocery store Aldi is rolling out a line of cheese that are puns on the music of Guns N' Roses, Def Leppard and Bonnie Tyler with names like Wake Me Up Before You Goat Goat, Sweet Cheddar of Mine, Girls Just Wanna Have Fontina, Pour Some Gouda on Me, and Total Eclipse of the Havarti. Though with Guns N' Roses not touring right now, how else are they supposed to keep up their completely insane cash flow?
The cheese are available now just ahead of the Grammys and are presumably available exclusively in capitalism hell.